My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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