A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
accomplished twins. life is a go
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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