It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Hey! you should come over!
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