Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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