I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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