ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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