I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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