if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
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So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Do plants get herpes?
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