what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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