I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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