Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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