don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
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No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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