did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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