i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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