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Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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