i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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