I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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