HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
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I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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