Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
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