He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
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It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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