Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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