I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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