i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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