The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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