glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
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The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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