she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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