i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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