just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
ttyl tear gas
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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