so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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