He had one of those small greek statue penises
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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