I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
The Olympian is in my bed