remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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