How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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