My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
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I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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