I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
My pussy is not your playground.
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We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
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Just high enough for therapy.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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