worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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