ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
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Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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