What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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