i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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