Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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