Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
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Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
there is puke in my bra ... again
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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