I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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