You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
