People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Randomize