How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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