He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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