lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
