Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
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