Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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