So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I think my moral compass just broke
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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