just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
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no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
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It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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