3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
how do flat chested girls get laid?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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