Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
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I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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