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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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