I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
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Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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