Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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